You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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I need you to use more vowels.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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