what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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