I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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