So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
