How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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