he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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