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(615): View more from Tennessee

Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.

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(716): View more from New York

a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(845): View more from New York

dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"

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(239): View more from Florida

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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(914): View more from New York

He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol

(651): View more from Minnesota

Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?

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