We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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