i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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