I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Randomize
