I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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