I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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