Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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