hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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