We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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