question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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