yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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