I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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