I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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