doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My hand turned me down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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