She's JV to your varsity
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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