Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just pynch a tree in the face
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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