i think i have herpe
just one?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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