I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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