I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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