I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
