Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
