I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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