How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
