I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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