I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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