At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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