chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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