if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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