I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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