yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
