i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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