come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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