I want to stick my p in your. b.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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