Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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