He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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