No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
