Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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