We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
