I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
