No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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