Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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