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2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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