4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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