She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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