Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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