so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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