I'm going to jail i love you
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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