some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
my liver is dry heaving
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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