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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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