I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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