You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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