she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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